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He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine? When we kiss? This is because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.

Submitted by Donny

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Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish it's source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

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The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love, love someone else.

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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

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Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly!

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A change of heart changes everything.

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Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe!

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It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

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Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.

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Love is a matter of Chemistry, but sex is a matter of Physics.

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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

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A woman's rule of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!

Submitted by Zeno

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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times;
her intelligence, eight times.
-- Sanskrit proverb

Submitted by Zeno

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Don't count your chickens before they hatch!

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Dance with the devil and he will expect a goodnight kiss!

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He who laughs lasts laughs loudest!

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One generation plants trees, and the next enjoys the shade.

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Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can do today.

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A journey begins with the first step.

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You are only truly drunk when you cant lie on the floor without holding on!

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Once a wrong idea about reality has been formed, it becomes more difficult to discover the truth.

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

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If you're not part of the Steamroller, you're part of the Asphalt!

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Life is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma.

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